Why I'm Fat

I'm bored right now at work. When I'm bored, I eat. I eat bad stuff like cookies and candy. I put on weight. Outside of work I'm too busy (and too tired) to exercise. The weight is still there. I need to lose 35 pounds. I want to lose weight, but have no will power. I am depressed. It is a vicious cycle. I am bored.

Grownups?

You'd think by the time we're all 40-something we would act like grownups and not like whiney first graders running to whoever is in charge on the playground complaining that someone is picking on us, touching us, making fun of us, whatever. I'm so over office drama! They don't pay me enough for this!

When is our next vacation?

Ten more days and I get a 5-day weekend.

Woo hoo!